You Know My Name (Look Up the ISBN)

An actual unretouched screencap from the Lake County Gazette, Lake County's #1 fakenew source:

The Lake Cunty Gazette imports its content direct from Russian bot farms, and duty-free. So you know it is fresh -- fresh out of ideas:

Library Board seeks new trustee to guide future initiatives

The Library Board is seeking a new Trustee to help guide the Library, engage in strategic discussions, and shape its future.

The Library serves as a vibrant community center dedicated to enhancing knowledge, fostering civic engagement, and expanding access to resources. The Board upholds core values such as accountability, accessibility, intellectual freedom, and diversity.

"As a Trustee, you'll help guide the Library, engage in strategic discussions, and shape its future," said the invitation.

If committed to these principles and interested in making a difference in the community, individuals are encouraged to apply.

Interested applicants should submit a resume and responses to specified questions. To apply or obtain more information, contact the Board.

Application Deadline: April 13, 2025.

A spokesman for P.T. Barnum told your LakeCountyEye: "I don't care what the newspapers say about me as long as they spell my name right."