Turn Over a New Leaf

Did you hear the one about the Christmas tree farmer who went bankrupt after they built a cannabis dispensary next-door? They broke in and smoked up all of his inventory. HaHa.

In related news, you can dispose your old Christmas tree at a Lake County Forest Preserve:

Trees can be deposited at Grant Woods in Ingleside, the Greenbelt Forest Preserve in North Chicago, Half Day Forest Preserve in Vernon Hills, Heron Creek Forest Preserve in Long Grove, Lakewood Forest Preserve in Wauconda, Old School Forest Preserve in Mettawa, Ryerson Conservation Area in Riverwoods and Van Patten Woods.
From your living room to forest preserve trail; Lake County Christmas trees to be recycled

Residents are asked not to dump trees at the Waukegan Airport -- not before the airport has legally seized the Forest Preserve land.

Is it too late for stocking stuffers?  It is in Mundelein.  Residents there are unable to find a single car air freshener anywhere within their Village limits -- every one has been bought off the shelves. In related news ...

The smell of raw cannabis is grounds for police to search a vehicle, the Illinois Supreme Court ruled Thursday.
Police may search a vehicle based on the smell of raw cannabis, Illinois Supreme Court rules

Nothing more to see here. Make like a tree and leave.