Out on the Lawn there Arose a Clatter

A not so subtle reminder that Dec 25 is fast approaching, the question-of-the-day will test your knowledge of Santa's gift shop:

Q: Why do Santa's elves use red tape?

A: To keep their pants from falling down.

HaHa. Coincidentally, red tape is why Santa's cargo carrier will not be landing at the Waukegan Airport on Christmas. The Waukegan Airport wants to get its hands on Lake County Forest Preserve land to build a new 7000 ft runway. But so far its hands are tied. They blame it all on FAA "red tape":

The Waukegan National Airport's project to build a new runway in the northern part of the city remains as unresolved this December as it did last December because it cannot move forward until the FAA issues the draft environmental assessment and a public hearing occurs.
Waukegan airport runway project remains in limbo; 'There is just unbelievable red tape'

Coincidentally, red tape is how forest preserve trees will be flagged ...

... for being chopping down. By the Waukegan Airport. So the plutocrats can land their jumbo-jets there.

The end.