Doobious Achievements

The year-end holiday slog is now on the final stretch, a time traditionally celebrated in verse:

The children were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;

Sugar-Plums must have been a brand name for cannabis gummies, back then? Something has to explain all the hallucinations:

When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny rein-deer,
With a little old driver so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment he must be St. Nick.

In related news, the Village of Mundelein.

Did you know that Mundelein was the first local municipality to host a medical cannabis dispensary after they became legal? And that Mundelein hosts an annual outdoor cannabis festival? Read about it in the Daily Herald:

Could a second pot dispensary be headed to Mundelein?

Operatives are asked to make up their own joke here.