Thursday, September 12, 2024

Run and Take the Money

Oh, behave.
Note to Ops, dust off your alms chests:
The nearly $72 million a Lake Forest billionaire and his wife have contributed to federal candidates and groups this election cycle is significantly greater than any other Illinoisans' donations, data from an independent research group shows. The total makes Republican benefactors Richard and Elizabeth Uihlein the nation's third-most prolific campaign donors
Who are the top federal campaign donors from Illinois?
Lake County moneybags Richard Uihlein has given $72,000,000 to Federal candidates. How much of that money will be spent in Lake County? None. That's because Lake County does not have any Federal Candidates. Well, no GOP Federal candidates to speak of.

$72 million (a ton of dough by anyone's estimation) would make for a nice down payment on someone's dream. In Lake County, ten of them at the very least:
10 Things $72,000,000 Will Get You in Lake County
  1. 86-ft doobie at the Mundelein cannabis fest.

  2. Hire a troll to guard the Long Grove bridge.

  3. Add a passing lane to the new Waukegan Airport runway.

  4. 1,440,000,000 nickel slot pulls at the Waukegan Casino.

  5. Two Words: Pickleball Palooza

  6. Binge-buy your way thru the ULINE catalog.

  7. Build that big border wall down Lake-Cook Rd.

  8. Bet it all on bitcoin.

  9. Some health insurance for your backyard chickens.

  10. Turn Lake County red.
Look for your LakeCountyEye at an ATM machine near you.

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