The Drinking Party

It's time to play Truth or Dare!

Question: What would you do for free beer?

Answer: Join the Republicans.

HaHa, last week nearly 50 mostly uncommitted Republican voters gathered in Barrington for a debate-watch party.

Second Republican debate fails to impress uncommitted GOP voters

Is that the truth? There can't be 50 Republican voters in Lake County, let alone in Barrington. How does anyone scare up 50 GOP voters for a debate watch party?

Well, this is how it is done. You give away free booze:

As the wine and beer kept flowing, the watch party became more "party" than "watch."
Second Republican debate fails to impress uncommitted GOP voters

The technique of sweettalking your voters with free liquor is as old as the Republic itself:

George Washington Plied Voters with Booze

Note to Ops: Do not try this on election day.