Sunday, November 6, 2022

Totaled

“Sorry, we’re not ready yet.”
An actual unretouched headline from an actual Lake County news outlet:
Lake County's new $1.65 million vote-counting system to debut Tuesday night
A new voting system and equipment will go on-line in Lake County on November 8, just in time for the big election.

What could possibly go wrong?

HaHa, trick question.

A Lake County GOP spokesman said: "There is nothing to worry about. We are confident Robin O'Connor will give 110% toward counting the votes."

Note to Ops: The election is next Tuesday and you are encouraged to vote. You'll never know for certain when the next opportunity will occur.

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