BREAKING NEWS: Thanksgiving has been cancelled in Lake County.
Armed with an AR-15 military-style assault weapon, the Thanksgiving Turkey this week gunned his way out of the turkey farm.
The Thanksgiving Turkey was subsequently apprehended. But despite being in illegal possession of a lethal firearm, and despite admitting to the use of deadly force, a jury acquitted the Thanksgiving Turkey of all charges.
One jury spokesman said it was a clear-cut case of self-defense.
The whereabouts of the Thanksgiving Turkey is currently unknown.
Your LakeCountyEye will keep you apprised when further developments warrant.
Wednesday, November 24, 2021
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