Make a Federal Casey Out of It

Overheard while cutting to the front of the mimosa line at the Lake County GOP Mayors unity brunch:

"Pardon Me"

HaHa, Mettawa Mayor Casey Urlacher picked up his Get Out of Jail Free Card this week:

The last-minute pardon of Mettawa Mayor Casey Urlacher by outgoing President Donald Trump has brought raised eyebrows, but no explanations. Urlacher, the 41-year-old younger brother of former Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher, was among 73 individuals pardoned by Trump during his final hours in office late Tuesday. He was indicted by a federal grand jury in February 2020 on allegations he took part in an illegal sports gambling business.
Last-minute pardon of Mettawa Mayor Casey Urlacher raises eyebrows

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It's the law!