Q the Eye/01.10.19

Dear LakeCountyEye,

If this is an Instagram world then call me the Insta-Clam. What is the secret to successful Internet dating?

Lake County GOP Precinct Committeeman

Dear Dinosaur,

Your LakeCountyEye polled some chatroom correspondents, and this is what they look for in an online date:

• Emotional Maturity
• Openness
• Honesty
• Respectful and Sensitive
• Independent
• Empathetic
• Physically Affectionate
• Funny

But there is one thing over and above everything else that special member of the opposite sex is looking for in a mate: They want to see an 8x10 glossy photo.

Now, your LakeCountyEye suspects that you're an individual who can win an ugly sweater contest without wearing a sweater. So do what the professionals do when dating online -- pass along a photo of your LakeCountyEye:

Your LakeCountyEye (circa 1969)

Note to Ops: Always be sure to choose the photo of someone who isn't going to sue. Just Sayin!

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