Why would a politician change his name from Benjamin Winderweedle to Kash Jackson? I'm hard pressed to come up with a better ballot name than Winderweedle.If your spider-sense is all tingly with deja-vu, that's because you remember this LakeCountyEye story:
Campaign curiosities: Why not 'Winderweedle'?
A ballot-name like Winderweedle comes along once in a lifetime. Could you resist casting your vote for the guy named Winderweedle? Your LakeCountyEye could not.That sounds a lot like your LakeCountyEye. Has the Chicago Tribune -- née Eric Zorn -- been datamining your LakeCountyEye for ideas?
Wither Winderweedle
There are some differences. The Chicago Tribune made this crack about Kash Jackson's name:
Kash Jackson sounds to me more like a mixed martial arts fighter than a public official.While your LakeCountyEye likened Kash Jackson's name to a role in a porn movie:
Campaign curiosities: Why not 'Winderweedle'?
Appearances to the contrary, Kash Jackson is not the name of a character in the new Stormy Daniels movie. No, Kash Jackson is is the name of Lake County favorite-son and candidate for Governor.Note to Ops: How many times has this happened to you? Your are watching porn. Someone walks into the room. You quickly click to the mixed martial arts channel.
Wither Winderweedle
Just Sayin!
Your LakeCountyEye: Ripped off by the Chicago Tribune since September 2018.
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