If you are like your LakeCountyEye there is nothing you hate more than being governmental-body shamed into voting at someone's stupid election. The good news is you don't have to. Not if you have a legitimate excuse not to vote. Not to mention ten:
Look for your LakeCountyEye trolling Lake County floodwaters near you.
10 Absolutely Appropriate Grounds for
Sitting Out the 2018 General Election
- Fell in the Antioch Sinkhole.
- I'm Princess Nudelman.
- 3 Words: West Nile Virus
- I Don't Speak English, Capisce?
- Willard is My Pollwatcher.
- The Canadian National Train was Double Parked on the Tracks.
- Lake County Sheriff Mark Curran + Jeff Sessions = BFF
... Nuff Said!- Totaled the Car on the Long Grove Covered Bridge.
- The 100-Year-Flood Ferry-Boat Shuttle-to-the-Poll Sank.
- The GOP Does Not Allow It.
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