| QOTD #1:
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How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? |
| A #1:
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Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
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| QOTD #2:
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How many State Reps are there in Illinois if you call Peter Roskam a State Rep? |
| A #2:
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Haha, this one is not so easy is it?
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This week, the
Chicago City Wire called Lake County vestigial Congressman Peter Roskam a
State Rep:
Chicago businessman lauds state Rep. Peter Roskam for listening to constituents
In their defense, the
Chicago City Wire is no doubt held to the same exacting journalistic standards as its sister publication, the
Lake County Gazette --
aka Lake County's #1 fake news source.
One insider explained things this way: "They use
Russian news bots to generate all of their stories. The facial recognition algorithm probably mixed up Roskam with [State Rep] Nick Sauer."
Peter Roskam? |
Peter Roskam? |
If this looks to you like a another hilarious
LakeCountyEye Double Vision™
you need your eyes examined! |
Note to Peter Roskam campaign Ops: Be thankful your boss doesn't look like
Stormy Daniels.
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