Fly Me to the Moon

Does the Creepy Tribune Cartoonist™ want a Rhinoceros for Christmas? He definitely likes to draw pictures of the endangered rhino -- for no apparent reason:

Launch of the Tax Bill

One thing is certain, last Sunday the Chicago Tribune Creepy Cartoonist™ was watching 60 Minutes:

Saving rhino with helicopters
An effort to conserve a species has rhinos flying high ... and upside down

Conservationists in Africa are airlifting Rhinoceroses to safe preserves, before the species is completely wiped out by poachers. More than a 1/4 of the planet falsely believes that rhinoceros horn has medicinal properties.

For the record: Rhinoceros horn does not cure erectile dysfunction.

Just sayin!