Dot Your Ts and Cross Your Is

An actual unretouched screencap from the invitation card to the Lake County Republican's Celebration of Women Republican Leaders:

A Celebration of Women Republican Leaders
Featuring Lieutenant Governor
Evelyn "Sanguinettti"

One informed source told your LakeCountyEye: "Once again the Lake County GOP missed a bet. With that many Ts to play with, we could've thrown a golf outing."