Monday, March 27, 2017

Repeal, Replace, Rogaine

Your LakeCountyEye has the Lake County Gazette -- Lake County's #1 source for the fake news -- home delivered every morning.

Here is an actual, unretouched, unNSFW headline from the Lake County Gazette bulldog edition ...
Illinois' Roskam felt rug pulled out on health care bill
Note to Ops ...

Peter Roskam 1.0

Peter Roskam 2.0
Oh Noes, another hair-splitting hilarious
LakeCountyEye Double Vision™!
... make up your own joke here.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Keep making fun of Cong Roskam's hair. You and Bill O'Reilly can be besties.

Barney Baxter said...

Hi Anon,

That's not likely to happen. I have much better hair than O'Reilly.

-BB-

Anonymous said...

Oh I am sure you do. But as typical of a liberal leaner, what is good for the goose is not good for you. You want change? Start by looking in the mirror.

Signed

Anon

Barney Baxter said...

Hi Anon,

I thought O'Reilly's joke was pretty funny. And it should be. If what you said is correct, he must've stole the joke from me.

-BB-

Anonymous said...

O'Reilly's joke was funny if: he was friendly with the Congresswoman and if it was amongst friends and not on TV.

Like I said, goose vs gander. Left leaner always denies the gander.

But I do appreciate a good joke.