The World Class POTUS

Rule #1 among the purveyors of fake news is never make up a story that is too preposterous to believe. So it is with some trepidation that your LakeCountyEye reports that the Electoral College met on Monday and selected Donald J Trump to be the 45th President of the United States. Haha. Ever since Trump's implausible victory (albeit on a technicality) Internet news outlets have been scrambling to find a good catchy meme to reference the new president-elect.

To be sure, all the biggest past Presidents had their own iconic nicknames. Lincoln is the Great Emancipator. Washington the Father of His County. Reagan the Great Communicator. And George W Bush is Dubya. Someone as brand conscious as Donald J Trump would seem naked without a standout web handle to dangle from his mantle. So your LakeCountyEye released the webbots and they have delivered ten Internet memes suitable for framing Mr. Trump.

The 10 Most Huge Nicknames for President-Elect Donald Trump

The Great Bankruptor Trump Pirate Towers Trumped Up Pussy Galore White is the New Black The Father of His Ivanka Trump and Trumper Mein Trumpf The Short Fingered Vulgarian TrumpNuts™

Look for your LakeCountyEye Trumpeting the fake news near you.