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If your LakeCountyEye had a dollar for every request for a campaign contribution that is sitting in the spam folder, then your candidate might get a nice donation. But (note to Operatives) don't hold your breath.

Haha, this week's featured plea for financial support comes from candidate Dan McConchie ...

Here's the nutgraf ...

... Madigan allies have now slated a local Obama campaign person whom they own to try to take it over.

In related news, the Thirteenth Amendment -- which abolishes slavery in the United States -- was ratified on December 6, 1865.

When asked to make sense of the discrepancy, one neutral observer said: "Some of these trumbolones are still fighting the Civil War."