Wednesday may be hump day, but last Tuesday was Trump Day in Lake County. Trump dominated the GOP Primary throughout the County, outpacing his closest rival, Jeb Bush, by a comfortable 30,697 to 524.Trump romped -- despite dire predictions in the wake of an aborted Trump rally in Chicago, a week before the election:
"Donald Trump created that hostile environment," said state Rep. Ed Sullivan, a Mundelein Republican and backer of Ohio Gov. John Kasich. He predicted a backlash against Trump. But if there isn't one, Sullivan said, "God help us."It is conceivable that God asked for a Democratic ballot, because the predicted backlash did not occur.
Trump backlash swift and loud, but does it matter?
One political scientist told your LakeCountyEye: "Trump does so well at the ballot box because voters say they won't vote for Trump, and then they vote for Trump. The pollsters need to understand that Trump voters speak in code."
Well, your LakeCountyEye has not only cracked that code, but can identify with 100% certainty who will vote for Donald Trump. Listen for one of these 10 tell-tale tip-offs:
Look for your LakeCountyEye wearin' the orange at a Trump Rally near you.
Ten Euphemisms for Voting for Donald Trump
- Punch One ... In the Face
- Pull a Short Finger
- Take a Trump
- Fondled the Donald
- Got My Degree in P/E at Trump University
- Buy a Rauner
- Let's Juice the Orange
- Voto a Favor de Donaldo Trump
- It's Gonna Be HUGE
- Trump You
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