Eight is Enough

Is there anyone who doesn't love to hate Joe Walsh, the Ex Eighth District Congressman and next Chairman of the Illinois GOP? Count in the Illinois Review -- where Walsh recently posted an Internet Top Ten List. Walsh listed eight simple steps that will save Illinois:

1. Eliminate the individual state income tax and the state corporate tax.
2. Give every parent in the state a school voucher to send their children to whatever school they want to send them to — public, private, religious, or home.
3. Place every government employee on a defined contribution, 401(k) style retirement plan.
4. Begin immediately tapping into our natural gas and oil reserves.
5. Eliminate township governments.
6. Give every law-abiding adult the right to carry a concealed weapon.
7. Have a federal prosecutor investigate how Michael Madigan and his legal clients have benefited financially at taxpayer expense from his role as Speaker.
8. Tell Judy Barr [sic] Topinka to retire.

Walsh: How To Save Illinois in Eight Simple Steps

Sharpeyed operatives may observe that Walsh -- who enjoys a reputation for being a day late and a dollar short -- could only come up with 8 items for his Top 10 List.

It's no exaggeration to say your LakeCountyEye knows a thing or two about Internet Top Ten Lists. Like a check lost in the mail, here are the two last simple steps that Walsh neglected to provide:

Simple Steps #9 and #10 that Joe Walsh Promise Will Save Illinois

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