Goog Synthesizer: Now with OppoComplete

Operatives familiar with this blog got some free schooling ...

Goog Synthesizer: The AutoRepeat

in the art of using Google's autocomplete feature, the oppo-research tool of choice. Yesterday your LakeCountyEye demonstrated how the Google autocompleter can be mined for valuable intelligence on everything from Illinois's congressional representatives to (he-he) forbidden love. Today your LakeCountyEye, never knowing when there is too much of a good thing, continues with some more of the same ...

Who is Adam Kinzinger? Beats the heck out of your LakeCountyEye. Informed sources inform your LakeCountyEye that Kinzinger is some Congressman from out there, out in Illinois somewhere. Were it not for the Google autocompleter, Kinzinger would be a complete unknown ...

Adam Kinzinger Gay

Take it on your LakeCountyEye's word, it is impossible to underestimate the value of top-notch oppo.

Another Illinois Congressman from out somewhere beyond the Route 53 extension, Aaron Schock, will be more familiar to frequent readers of this blog ...

Belt Out the Blues

But even your LakeCountyEye can't hold a candle to Google when it comes to digging for those skeletons in the closet ...

Aaron Schock Shirtless

Schock, no doubt, has the opposition scared shirtless.

Closer to home, Aaron Lawlor is a Lake County Commissioner; although your LakeCountyEye understands Lawlor hopes to rise to the airy ranks of the Congressional delegation. Which may explain these oppo results from Google ...

Aaron Lawlor Gay

Your LakeCountyEye suspects Lawlor indeed has the right stuff for the job!

The mack daddy of this Congressional delegation is of course Mark Kirk. Naturally in the hands of Google's autocomplete ...

Mark Kirk Gay
Mark Kirk Lies

You know what they say: there are lies; there are damned lies; and then there are gay lies.

Breaking News! Your LakeCountyEye defrocked ...

LakeCountyEye Shiftless