Belt Out the Blues

Had he been pulled over by a fashion cop, he would have been clocked doing the equivalent of 115 in a school-for-the-blind zone. As reported on this blog ...

A Not-Gay Republican Illinois Congressman

Aaron Schock, Congressman from downstate & empyrean Peoria, was seen at a White House fete in an outfit that could be charitably described as second place runner-up in a Dawn Wells lookalike contest.

First Place
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Schock

Schock's coordinated outfit came accessorized with a belt, in a shade of blue never before seen by the human eye. Leading to quite reasonable suspicion among the Operatives that Schock was the victim of a Photoshop ambush. Not so, however. The tragically not-color-blind Aaron Schock has fessed up to his fashion faux pas on -- where else -- Twitter:

Never thought a pic of me w/ my shirt on would go viral. Learned my lesson and burned the belt.
@repaaronschock

Now your LakeCountyEye probably would just have donated to belt to Goodwill or Liza Minnelli or something. But if burning the belt is what to takes to defeat temptation, then a man has to do what a man has to do.