Saturday, February 27, 2010

Call for Lieutenant Candidates

Now that the Illinois Democrats gave Scott Lee Cohen the hook, they are short one candidate at the top of the ticket. Those LakeCountyEye Operatives who aspire to be our next Lieutenant Governor can now apply from the comfort and safety of their partially finished basements. According to the Daily Herald ...
State party chairman Michael Madigan said Friday the state central committee wants to hear from people interested in running for the No. 2 post with Gov. Pat Quinn in the fall election. People may provide information about their qualifications on the party's Web site.
Ill. Democrats looking for new candidate
If Ops are wondering -- which website? -- Michael Madigan either did not know or did not say. The Herald did not bother to find out either. Your LakeCountyEye is nothing if not a VAB -- a value-added blog -- and did take the trouble to look it up. Go to ...
Democratic Party of Illinois Lieutenant Governor Nomination
And download the application form ...
Download the form in .doc format
Then fill out the form and return it to ...
contact@ildems.com
Your LakeCountyEye has completed a sample form for your reference ...


Democratic Lieutenant Governor Nomination

This sample application has already been submitted to the Illinois Democrats on behalf of Ms Princess Nudelman. Your LakeCountyEye assisted with her form because Ms Nudelman lacks opposable thumbs. (Operatives may recall your LakeCountyEye assisted in seeing Ms Nudelman was properly registered to vote in Lake County for the 2008 election.)

Operatives are asked not to submit the sample, but to please complete their own applications. Operatives are also asked not to solicit assistance from your LakeCountyEye. Even those Operatives lacking opposable thumbs. Operatives are instead encouraged to submit application forms on their own behalf, and on behalf of their friends, neighbors, relatives and co-workers. Remember, the more you play the more chances you have to win!

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