"We have double-digit unemployment here at home, and something needs to get done."It's an open question how much of that double-digit unemployment is a consequence of double-dipping elected officials. But your LakeCountyEye digresses. The News-Sun reports that the Task Force will ...
SULLIVAN APPOINTED
hold hearings across the state and bring new ideas on how to attract and retain well-paying jobs.Your LakeCountyEye is nothing if not civic-minded. As well as gainfully unemployed. Job seekers and task force deployees alike, you need look no farther than your LakeCountyEye. Your LakeCountyEye is an avid reader of the CraigsList -- Jobs section -- get your mind out of the gutter, peoples. Herewith are ten well-paying jobs the Job Creation Task Force can bring to Illinois:
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Employment Coming SoonBagman
New positions opening!Voter Registrar
Lake County Clerk, Asian Carp DivisionBean Counter
Apply Eighth Congressional DistrictVideo Game Designer
State of Illinois, Division of Video PokerRed-Light Camera Operator
Route 53 ExtensionHandwriting Analyst
Apply Vernon Township Democrats or Citizens for Cindy HebdaFact Checker
Contact: Andy Martin for US SenatorFundraising Consultant
Apply Lake County Republican Federation
Contact: JoAnn Osmond, 976 Hillside Avenue, Antioch IL
847-838-6200, ask for Linda PedersenBlogger
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1 comment:
Thought I saw Ed out in Mass. with Senator-elect Brown. Ed get back we need you.
If each elected official would hire an out of work relative, we could solve this unemployment thing.
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