Sounds of Summer Concert – “Disco Circus” (FREE)

Sounds of Summer Concert – “Disco Circus” (FREE)

Go to Pot

If you want to live to 100, then follow this rule. The rule is simple and -- now that the Trump budget will cancel the health insurance on 17 million Americans -- truer now than ever before:

You can never be too rich or too thin.

Of course, barring either, you can always opt for being too high. Particularly, when in Mundelein:

Mundelein expands available dispensary licenses ahead of proposed pot shop

For the record, Mundelein is home to the State's only annual outdoor cannabis fest. Why? Because Mundelein.

Note to Ops: Be sure to stockpile your prescription meds and medical marijuana now, before the federal government takes away your Medicaid.

WTF

The tinfoil theocrats at the McHenry County Blog are freakin' out, and not because it is gay pride month. No, it's because Illinois Democrats have been heard dropping F-Bombs like they were in Iranian airspace:

Still another Ililnois [sic] Democrat thinks it's OK tl [sic] use the "F" word.
Another Illinois Democrat Breaches to [sic] "F" Word Barrier

Being situated in urbane McHenry County, the McHenry County Blog is no-doubt unaccustomed to the barnyard epithets sometimes uttered in other precincts of the Prairie-State. They are advised to limit their coverage to national politics, where the discourse is more refined and measured:

DONALD TRUMP GOES OFF using the 'F' WORD on IRAN-ISRAEL ceasefire violations

Note to Ops: Pull your tinfoil cap down over your ears to block out all of those unwanted F-Words.

Sounds of Summer Concert – “Billy Elton” (FREE)

Sounds of Summer Concert – “Billy Elton” (FREE)

The Road Not Taken

So a guy is lost and ends up on the Amstutz Expressway. He stops at a gas station to get directions. He says "How do I get to Chicago?" The cashier says "I couldn't tell you." The guy says "OK, how do I get to Milwaukee?" The cashier says "I couldn't tell you." The guy says a couple other cities and each time the cashier says "I couldn't tell you." By now the guy is annoyed. "Do you even know where we are?" the guy says. The cashier looks at the guy and says "Son, you're on the Amstutz. You can't get anywhere from here."

HaHa, true story.

The rest of the world may know it as the Road to Nowhere, but you call it the Amstutz. And now, throwing redundancy to the wind, the City of Waukegan will be shutting down the Amstutz Expressway next week for a movie shoot:

Regular Waukegan City Council Meeting
7_00 PM - 06-02-2025

In related news, the Long Grove Bridge is on the move and will be relocated to the Amstutz Expressway. A spokesman said: "If anyone can find the bridge there, they are welcome to crash into it."

The Hits Just Keep on Coming

Stop your LakeCountyEye if you've heard this one before: So, some guy who is driving a truck crashes into the Long Grove bridge.

HaHa. In related news, some guy crashed into the Long Grove bridge:

Water is wet. The sky is blue. Someone hit the Long Grove Covered Bridge again.
Long Grove bridge hit by moving truck, allegedly for the 67th time

In related news, the village is working to sanction a NASCAR track -- one that would go under the Long Grove bridge. One spokesman said: "Most people go to these stock-car races to see the crashes anyways. It's a win-win."

Be the YOU You've Always Been

This is someone you know, a friend or relative, even. He wants to pass for normal and presents an identity well within the bounds of convention, but secretly knows it is a deception. Until one day he cannot go on living the lie -- and he comes out, proclaiming his true nature.

Your LakeCountyEye refers to former Republican Congressman Joe Walsh. Lake County GOP favorite son Joe Walsh says he is now a Democrat:

Joe Walsh, who previously represented Illinois' 8th Congressional district as a Republican, said Tuesday he is becoming a Democrat
Former Illinois Rep. Joe Walsh says he's becoming a Democrat

Of course, one does not simply switch parties -- from Republican to Democratic -- just like that. Mr Walsh is currently being held at an undisclosed location in El Salvador, while Immigration and Customs Enforcement processes the paperwork.

Aim for the Stars

The McHenry County Man who shot himself in the foot is lucky to be alive. That's because the McHenry County Man who discharged his weapon in the direction of River Road (in McHenry) discharged his weapon in the direction of River Road (a busy thoroughfare):

McHenry man accused of firing gun to ‘scare’ woman faces new charge he shot at ‘busy’ road

The McHenry County Man who shot off his mouth declined to comment.

Nothing Secesses Like Secession

Dust off your Confederate monuments, today's quiz tests your knowledge of the Civil War:

Q: Which legal precept enabled West Virginia to secede from the State of Virginia in 1863?

A: Because West Virginia.

HaHa. And no doubt with dreams of being the next West Virginia, this group of Republicans want to secede from the State of Illinois:

New Illinois, an organization that wants to create a state separate from Chicago and urban Cook County, drew about 60 people to a meeting Saturday at the Palatine Township Republican Organization office.
'New Illinois' supporters meet in Palatine, discuss urban-rural divide

For the record, Palatine is a township of Cook County; Palatine also is a village that straddles both Cook and Lake counties.

Downstate GOP separatists warn that Palatine residents would not be permitted to secede along with them: "Trump administration directives are clear. All Palatinians will have their visas revoked and will be deported."

THC TBD

The final exam, this term, covers sociology. Those who fail will be held over for summer school:

Q: What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A: If driving, a drunk will crash into the Long Grove bridge. A stoner will stop and wait for it to turn green.

HaHa, and chances are both would be on their way back to Mundelein.

In related news, they want to build another cannabis dispensary in Mundelein:

A few weeks ago, representatives of Terrabis stood before the Mundelein Village Board discussing their proposal to turn a former bank building into their newest cannabis shop location.
Mundelein home to latest example of evolving cannabis industry; 'If moms are using it, it's legitimate'

Is there room in Mundelein for another cannabis dispensary?

One homeowner told your LakeCountyEye: "Is the new Pope Catholic?"

Pickleball Tournament (18+)

Pickleball Tournament (18+)

Out of the Mouths of Children

Who needs the fat shot when you got Martin McLaughlin?

Backbench State Rep Martin McLaughlin wants to slash the Illinois budget:

Rep. Martin McLaughlin, Republican Lawmakers Unveil Over $5 Billion in Budget Savings

McLaughlin would implement the scheme by slashing summer school lunch programs:

Spend Less and Live Better

Kids these days are all too obese anyways, are they not?

Poor or disadvantaged children who rely on those school lunches can always attend one of Martin McLaughlin's fundraisers:

Note to Ops: You must be 21 or older if you're going to clutch hit the open bar.

Park Beautification Day

Gurnee Park District Park Beautification Day

Crash Course

The latest statistics are in: On average, someone crashes into the Long Grove bridge once every week. A spokesman for some non-fictitious agency said, "And the sooner that guy is apprehended the better!"

HaHa, perhaps that guy's been deported, given recent news:

It's been nearly four months since a truck has found itself wedged inside the infamous Long Grove covered bridge
Long Grove bridge enjoys rare accident-free stretch … for now; 'It's the town mascot'

Experts blame GPS. Distracted drivers are simply not being routed under the bridge.

The Village of Buffalo Grove may have a solution:

Buffalo Grove is moving forward with plans to update its gateway signage as part of rebranding efforts. The village also is working to install signs on the Route 83 pedestrian overpass bridge west of Buffalo Grove Road.
Buffalo Grove pushing ahead with new gateway, overpass signs

That's all your LakeCountyEye has. Hit the road.

Bonfire & Brews – Food Truck Frenzy

Bonfire & Brews – Food Truck Frenzy